The Pear Tree Project’s Top 10 Lists

(As The Pear Tree Project bids adieu and reflects on the year that was, we also want to gaze at what lies ahead for 2025) …

RECAP OF GOOD Ol’ TWENTY-FOUR:

Numero Diez: While watching the XXXIII games of the Olympiad – (July, 2024), K. Ho Creamy Boom offers to become a guest blogger for the TPTP weekly newsletter, after purchasing a flight of beer for the staff. His offer is still being considered. 

Nombre Neuf: Daisy wins the first TPTP Photo Contest. English Springer Spaniels from Rahway to Romania rejoice and hump the first available leg, in celebratory fashion.

Nambari Nane: TPTP attends their second trade show ever and meets SheWise Publication’s own Kristin Aurelia. Thus begins a wonderful partnership of prognostication, perceptivity, and podcasts. 

Nummer Sieben: Andrew McCarthy, (star of such classics as Mannequin & Night of the Running Man), laments over his “unfair” demise in a streaming service offering called Brats. Anyone and everyone with functioning chromosomes cries from the inability to stop laughing and takes to social media to tell Andy to choke on his nearly 15 million dollars in net worth, earned from being paid to stop acting.   

Aireamh Sia: TPTP disseminates The Bartlett, (our official newsletter), for the first time in January, 2024.  

Siffra Fem: The United States Presidential Election is ovvveeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Please let the wild rumpus end!

Nimewo Kat: TPTP’s first podcast ever goes off without a hitch in June! Chief Pear Officer, (N.R.), sets a new internet record with 67 “Ummmms” – Guinness was onsite to confirm.

Number Three: Drones, drones, drones!

Bangō Ni: Temperatures soar in New Jersey due to extreme humidity and real feel temps of 134 degrees. Oh, for the love of god, let it rain!

Numero Uno: The Washington Commodores – (a.k.a. Commanders, formerly Redskins) – make the playoffs and win 11 games in a season. This is the most victories they have had during a regular season since 1991. New star rookie QB Jayden Daniels claims his success is due largely to daily consumption of pears and faithfully reading blog entries on the TPTP website, however these claims have yet to be confirmed.

10 THINGS TO AWAIT WITH ANTICIPATORY DESIRE, IN ‘25:

11-1: TPTP will record its third podcast in February, with plans in the works for a quarterly appearance on “Surviving the Human Experience” show.  

2+2+3-2+4: TPTP will get a makeover – (version 2.0 to include ‘Resources Page’, an ‘On the Road’ pictorial journey, and possibly its own podcast!!!).

2.82842712475: TPTP will be coming at you directly from trade shows in Union County, NJ, and beyond. 

1×1+4-1×2-1: The Bartlett will feature guest writers in a multitude of fields, including wellness, entertainment, food service entrepreneurs, and more. 

Shesh: A new He Said/She Said Feature will include reviews of theater & film, streaming shows, music, and miscellaneous.  

Five-a-rino: Writing Contest will be conducted and prizes bestowed – details to follow.  

IV: TPTP will vigilantly and continuously promote its message for the creation and execution of more responsible online communities. 

Trinity: Senord, senord, senord! 

2-Pi-R: Our Founding Pear’s own Seckel, (look it up), will conquer Italy and single handedly sample all of its cheeses!

The Loneliest Number: The advocating of Twilight Zone viewing will proceed, and that begins now – stop reading and watch the marathon, on SYFY. The future is upon us … THANK YOU & HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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